I really like that they are cranking up the Sporty. Not many of the leather daddies like them anyways, so its a pretty safe model to get wild with. Now the trick will be to get workers at the dealership to not become completely disinterested when someone asks about a Sportster. 

I made a beeline for the Dominator GTT, it’s the classic Mustang I’ve been waiting for in the game, and the speed isn’t nerfed like on the Ellie. 

For me it’s a HZJ75 Land Cruiser Troop Carrier. At some point before I die I want to drive from the north coast of Alaska down to the tip of South America staying off of pavement as much as possible. 

If they would just stop bitching about not being able to be unproductive Jeff could get a spaceship specifically for orgies like Jeff Goldblum in Thor Ragnarok.

I can appreciate the condition of the car, but you can get a decent example of any of the more desirable Preludes for that kind of money. As clichéd as it is to bitch about automatics, something like this, with less than 80 horsepower at best would be proof of why automatics are awful.  

I have a hard time imagining a scenario where I would want a perfectly running Pontiac 6000 given to me for free, let alone for $7,000. Those transmissions were absolute trash behind a stock motor, and I don’t imagine that turd could be polished to a level of shine needed to handle even the most smog choked V8. 

People tend to get upset when they see someone screwing in public. I would think there might be some benefit to hiding them as far as avoiding corrosion, but that could probably be avoided with higher grade fasteners. The interior screws in my FJ62 seem to be completely comprised of extremely fine iron oxide and…

The worst thing I’ve left in my car would have to be the result of my 21st birthday. I was in the Marine Corps and by some weird fluke there was about 7 of us who turned 21 within about a two week window. I was the 6th guy on the list, which meant heading to the bar with the previous 5 to punish my liver like it…

Rockstar has gotten more proactive about going after modders. If you gift yourself, or are gifted hundreds of millions of dollars at some point they will reset your profile. Cayo Perico has almost negated the need for money cheats. Get a bunker, a nightclub, and the biker businesses, which passively feed the nightclub…

I have a 5 year old, so a few times a year she wrangles me into taking her to Chuck E Cheese. I won’t eat the pizza anymore, but I will occasionally choke down some breadsticks that taste like day old Pizza Hut breadsticks. Even she doesn’t like the animatronic stage show, but she is pretty solidly hooked on the…

While eating pizza whose level of quality Totinos would be ashamed of.

Do you think they let their trademark on Lightning lapse? Especially moving into electric vehicles? I’d bet within 5 years we see a ridiculous fast electric F-150 wearing a Lightning badge. 

Looking through the pictures I want a Land Cruiser firetruck almost as much as I don’t need a Land Cruiser firetruck. 

I’m sure Ford would have something to say about that. 

As a kid that grew up watching Dukes of Hazzard, and having rode around in a 69 Charger for a while as a kid this was the first sedan concept car I was excited about. The eventual production Charger sedan just never hit the same way for me. 

Does the vehicle sell well in a red state or non coastal metropolitan area in the US or Canada and have a horsepower number that could be rounded up to four figures? If so, its the worst thing ever. Does it sell in a liberal by American standards European country? If so, it’s cheeky/sneaky/subversive.

Fun fact, haul trucks, like the one in the top picture use about 2,000 gallons of diesel a day. Mines usually have dozens of them, mine had a fleet of about 30 with at least 25 of them in constant operation. I’ve only ever seen a lithium mine as far as minerals for batteries, and it looked like a hellscape compared to…

Ever driven an Isuzu P’up with a diesel engine? It felt like it had maybe 50 horsepower from a naturally aspirated 4 cylinder. Getting it up to 55 miles per hour seemed to take several minutes while hauling a YZ125 in the bed. I don’t think 70mph would be possible short of pushing it out the back of a cargo plane. 

You could always check the Thanos copter for gas if you need to top off. 

If you are a gen Xer at some point in your childhood you rode in one. My grandfather on my stepmothers side had a 70's Wagoneer. It’s mostly a nostalgia thing.