That fence needs a fresh coat of water seal.

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

Doctor: “ok how do you spell your name?”

The Selectric was a fine machine, and an amazing piece of technology. I can still hear its clattering song and see its tireless type ball magically twisting and turning. Seriously, anybody who typed for a living on a manual knew the agony of those cuts that opened up under the nail after hours of pounding. You had no…

Only if I can read your reply in a Chewbacca voice.

I for one wish this fellow many happy returns.

I would like to know more.

Supposedly the -J’s have some major COG and flight characteristic differences from earlier hercs, which the AC’s boom-boom kit apparently exacerbated.

I don’t get that though. Aren’t test pilots supposed to be among the best in their field? It’s not like they’re strapping rookie pilots to the thing and telling them to go have fun with it.

What do you mean metric? We used inches.

That’s his motherf@#in’ name

BRING THIS TO AMERICA, NOW!

“Muscle Hamster, obviously.” — Doug Martin

ODB got away with it too. Just ask Dirt McGirt and Big Baby Jesus.

The receiver needs to have two feet down to complete the catch. If you watch the replay, Butler knocks the ball out at the same time the second foot touches the ground; incomplete. That would have been the same call anywhere on the field, not just in the end zone.

Do not throw in the direction of Malcolm Butler in late-game goal line situations. That is all.

You didn’t get the joke.

Never stop going in, Burneko.

Jesus, man.

...563 less aircraft than planned...