If we want to get into semantics over the importance of branch names, let's start with the Department of Defense. It's the war department. The DoD is Homeland Security.

Ramjet rounds.

You nailed it, except for the “Something, something” part. Keep it short and sweet.

How on God’s green earth could you not mention the warm Gatorade? We are perfect trolls. And you feed us.

The prologue of The Canterbury Tales, in original middle English. Yes, I went to private school.

I would love to be eating popcorn at the side of the road next time you are pulled over for doing 66 in a 65 and watch you not bitch about it.

Slow clap.

I'm not alone?!

How much do you think that governor they take out costs?

I am seriously so impressed with myself that I was able to follow that on two read-throughs with no googling.

If anybody has any questions about that second-to-last point, I’m answering. And if you live in Portland, OR, you’re probably an idiot.

You like it?

Easy! What's with the cross-cultural deluge/flood references? What event, when, burned itself so hard into pre-writing oral tradition that they all have it?

Came here to make sure this was posted. You won.

I will always recommend Ogre.

No Tyree Helmet Catch and Brady has 5. What's your point?

Show the chair representation of THAT!

Any variable-controlled studies available on highway safety comparing crackdown Virginia vs a topographically similar state with lax laws? Because I'd wager it can be statistically proven to not do a thing for safety.

I hope the Navy invested in track gears that prevent it from being pointed at their own deck by a rebel spec-ops boarding party.

It's nice to have something to fall back on when, you know, it gets a little hazy out.