Simple answer, "evidence-based medicine." We are also leeching bad blood and treating humors far less frequently these days! In 150 years when self-replicating DNA matched nanobots are maintaining human health, we will look back on current practices as similarly antediluvian. Nerd Mic-Drop.

Then get up close to a mirror while wearing a headlamp, and get something clean, narrow and blunt with which to gently prod your tonsil crypts. Take deep slow breaths and chill out, this isn't brain surgery. If you gag yourself, you are clearly NOT the master of your domain.

As somebody who gets to claim 6 years of graduate work learning the mouth, allow me to put in one word: tonsiliths. Brush waaay back on your tongue, look in the mirror. See white stones on your tonsils? Find a friend who loves you to fleck them off if you can't do it. They reek of putrefaction.

I have been pissed at my high school ever since they had a vote to change our mascot from the Griffins to the Bulldogs. Egregious.

This is so unbelievably dead on. The irony is sort of dumbfounding. "It was giant government conspiracy... it is impossible for lone actors to circumvent the protections of our system without nefarious assistance!", claims the guy who just. did. that.

Fluoride. Get some.

"Vikings" was a redemption for them. Girls watched it with me. Mostly because of the quality of nordic hotness of the calvin klein model they have playing Ragnar Lothbrok.