Uncomfortable television makes me physically itchy, so I will not watch this, but the recap was a delight. Thank you, Bobby. :)

A tattoo of a motorcycle? That Brad is so practical: It’s two mid-life crisis buys in one!

I will watch all the Thor movies just in case he takes his shirt off. I am not proud, but I am not ashamed.

I love every second Death Becomes Her.

The best of the Goldie-Chevy movies was Foul Play. Fun, reverent Hitchcock spoof (with a very irreverent plot, if you get my drift).

Yep, god these stupid assholes just SCREAM “I have mommy issues and a tiny dick!”

It ain’t just for men

Nah; we human women are cool with this. Weeds the sex doll guys out of the market. Win-win.

Tbh, I haven’t seen recent pics of him & I have a thing for average looking brunette dudes. See also: half of the male cast of SNL. Like, Taran Killam & Jason Sudeikis can get it. Sorry / not sorry.

Wasn’t it a combo of a bad divorce outcome (no $$$ so desperate movie picks) + bad back/injury (couldn’t work out)? At least I feel like that’s what’s been mentioned previously about him...

I HAVE ALWAYS FOUND HIM HOT.

“My face and neck are fine.” -Dave Grohl

He always struck me as adorably goofy looking. This picture though is making me want to check out pictures of a young Rodney Dangerfield. I’m getting some real Dangerfield vibes from this pic.

Oooh now we gotta know, what side are you on?

Because whatever the case may be now, he was fiiiiiiiiine back in the day and there’s a whole movie dedicated to it - George of the Jungle.

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

I suggest she adds The Rock and a lot of muscle cars to the story. She could probably squeeze out another 6-7 seasons that way.

Since white isn’t a deal breaker, I like this one!

http://m.asos.com/us/lavish-alice/lavish-alice-lace-mini-dress-with-cape-overlay/prd/7998740?iid=7998740&clr=White&cid=5235&pgesize=50&pge=0&totalstyles=8158&gridsize=2&gridrow=12&gridcolumn=2 I dunno how to imbed things properly because I’m a dope but this one is obviously best because it has a cape. IDC that is…

Howbowdah?
$32

Dirtydogg is his screen name. He is obviously a moron.