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“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Now I can’t get DJ Khaled as Stewie Griffin out of my head.

It looks like he’s marrying his twin sister. I know he has a healthy ego, but damn dude.

Today I learned that I am married to DJ Kahled

...about how much we all love Andy Cohen

Make fun of me if you want, I love this kind man and his music. I’m glad he finally gets to enjoy being himself. Go Barry! Go Barry!

Jeez. I feel bad for your husband’s stepmother. My advice is to try and be a little kinder.

This is the correct take.

Way to overplay your hand, Susan. Nobody has ever liked Julia Roberts “very much.”

“I always make it nice.”

I died. I love that train wreck.

Ugh? Ugh. Snyder Diamond is an appliance dealer, specializing in overpriced fridges, ranges and ovens, so that partly explains that model kitchen. But as someone who designs & builds kitchens for a living ... that’s an appalling layout. Definitely has that ‘kitchen for people who don’t cook much’ vibe. Hardware choice

My husband gets annoyed that I watch these shows. I try to explain to him that watching crazy, rich women argue about petty shit makes me feel better about my life.

Christ, I can’t even remember her fucking tag line, and I just watched the promo!

Any excuse:

Why is Carole still on this show? Ugh.

Not gonna lie: this is perhaps the most important information I have garnered from this website in 10 years. A million thanks.

Nancy Meyer’s go-to paint color is Natural Choice by Benjamin Moore. I know this because I once stopped at a house in town, rang the bell, and said, “I love this paint color! What is it?” Turns out the lady’s bestie works for Meyers and said this is the “Nancy Meyers color.”

Oh my LORD.

did anyone catch that part that started in the middle of the credits? it was from Adam’s movie and it seemed to be showing how Hannah and Adam met...