Ugh. This story again.

Well... their bad luck might be our good fortune.

Do not tune in at the places above at the times specified.

Really bad women. Sad!

Sorry - i know i’m supposed to think she’s adorably funny but i think she’s a fucking moron.

This is sort of how I see it, closetcase or not.

Katy Mixon

Oh my god, who on earth will he cast as Monica Lewinsky?!

Or smaller, if you have big boobs already. My taters looks MASSIVE in crewneck t-shirts.

She may think she’s good at sneak consumption. She may also be trying to snag a rich husband, since career and Russian billionaire didn’t work out.

If I had at least $4 million to spend on my wedding, I would do something additional with my hair...

Oh, totes.

Tom Hardy. Just keeps getting more adorable.

I think I’d have difficulty letting go of a guy that makes Arrested Development references.

idk, not the Queen’s English works for Idris Elba. Unf.

My bits are sad today as they once longed for you.

It is not that you have no standards, you are just equal opportunity.

This has become my most favourite thing about Christian Slater ever.