No? Don't worry, you'll get there.

If only there were some recent contest which had put Real's defense up against Bayern's. Maybe even over two legs. I wonder which back line would have looked better...

Sorry, but no. Madrid's defense is quite possibly the best back 4 in Europe. Pepe is an overly aggressive asshole and always a liability to get carded, but the motherfucker can defend better than anyone when he's on his game. Ramos can knock anybody around and is a legit goal scoring threat from set pieces too (see…

Well that's the thing - Monaco offers the Champions League and a shit ton of money, but in front of pathetic crowds. Man U play in the most famous stadium in Europe, but sit out on UEFA competition for a year. Since PSG can offer both Champions League and a very good shot at a domestic title, while allowing Di Maria…

Yeah that's true, and I'll be very curious to see how he's used and in what position at either Man U or PSG. He's certainly more of a natural attacking winger - and given his speed and unstoppable left foot, a damned good one. But I think it's a credit to both Di Maria and Ancelotti that he was able to adapt to a new…

Eh, I think their positions are those they played in under Mourinho - Ozil as CAM and Di Maria on the wing. They linked up really well together then, and I don't see why they wouldn't again. But it's a moot point - he's almost certainly headed to Manchester or Paris.

There's been plenty of talk about him going to Man U, but their not being in the Champions League hurts the sales pitch. Di Maria is too good for Monaco, he deserves to be playing in front of more than 9,000 fans every week.

This one comment of yours tells me that you can't recognize a joke when you see one.

Di Maria would probably kick ass teaming up with Ozil again, but I think the sexy money of PSG has the edge. Wilshere's gotta stop chain smoking if he's every gonna come close to living up to the absurd hype.

Your comment history shows someone who desperately wants to work for Buzzfeed, but isn't original enough.

I can see that being the one weakness in the lineup. Xabi Alonso has been one of the best defensive mids on the planet for years, but he's losing steam. Putting Kroos and Modric as the holding mids in front of the back line seems risky. But I imagine Ancelotti can get them to do so pretty well - he's got a great…

You left out one important part in the musical chairs that will ensue - Angel Di Maria. After nearly leaving last summer following Bale's signing, and then being forced to play deeper and in a less-preferred position by Ancelotti, Di Maria quietly became one of the 2 or 3 best players for Madrid all of last season.

He didn't deserve the Golden Ball, though.

That is a fantastic name for a sting operation.

I AM THE FUCKING ORACLE!

That would be ideal. But I'm sure he's content with winning a very dubious penalty.

Awesome comment, keep em coming.

2-1 to Spain. Costa scores.

Don't forget Sydney Leroux

Oh, COME ON!