You just run out of superlatives for Luis Suarez.

they have fans, right?

I'd much rather play Houston, considering how thoroughly we dominated them in the regular season. And in the conference finals, I think Revs would be a slightly easier matchup, although I expect KC will win that tie.

It was a great goal by Sanchez, but I think it's just as much Lopez's fault. Once it was clear Sanchez wasn't coming straight through one on one, Lopez has to get back on his line. Bad goalkeeping.

Eh, I disagree because 1) Ronaldo is the most important player on the team, so having him in his desired spot is important and 2) there are plenty of other players (Isco most notably) who prefer to play the middle and excel there. I'd rather have a playmaker like that in the middle creating chances and distributing to…

That sounds like a 4-2-3-1, but I think that lineup is unlikely because Ancelotti doesn't like the formation. I also don't think he'd take Ronaldo away from the left wing, which is where he prefers to play - putting him in the middle doesn't really make the best use of him. Instead (assuming we're sticking to the…

Bucco Bruce approves!

I assume you mean Phillip Lahm, but if anyone on Bayern's got a chance at the Ballon d'Or, it's Ribery. For better or worse.

Seriously. They're missing him desperately right now, and I really hope Modric or Khedira can step it up and fill the gap.

If they come out in 4-4-2, I think Isco will start. The funny thing is Madrid have lined up almost exclusively in 4-3-3 or 4-4-2 under Ancelotti, but the personnel they have is, IMHO, better suited to 4-2-3-1.

BeIn Sport.

Can't say I read it.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Bale start on the bench tomorrow. He's still not fully fit, and Di Maria seems to have put his inconsistent performances behind him, and is utterly kicking ass on the right wing this season.

Yeah, Jesus, that was fucking terrible.

Pretty great scoop for that reporter who was clearly appearing on camera and reading a script for the first time in her life.

Sarcasm is tough for you, isn't it?

Is that Pat Robertson?! It really looks like Pat Robertson.

The issues aren't exactly comparable, but it reminds me of when the MLS (through each individual club) worked to get rid of the YSA chant earlier this year. The clubs basically told supporters groups that if they behaved, they'd get money to use toward travel and merch. Not that I think rewarding people for not being…

This is just fantastic. Denton will be in touch shortly to offer you a regular column.

They'll play in Yankee Stadium for at least the first two years, possibly indefinitely since it looks like a stadium deal isn't coming any time soon.