Of the Big 8, I hope we get drawn with Argentina. At the rate he's going now, Messi suffers thigh or hamstring tear roughly every 9 days, so as long as he keeps that up, he won't be a factor. And if the USMNT can actually play like the physical, ass-kicking bruisers that they have the potential to be, they can knock…

Missed this post, did we Drew?

You forgot Chris Andersen's video.

Same thing happened an hour ago to a Rutgers receiver (can't remember who) after running out the back of the endzone on a TD catch.

A Schiano Man drinks Miller Lite from a stein, and calls you a fag for drinking a Fat Tire.

Why does he keep yelling "vacuum" starting at 0:33?

Ha, fantastic pun! You combined "arse" and "anal". You're quite the wordsmith, really top quality stuff.

So great that you were elected to speak on behalf of the entire country's sports fans. Congratulations!

I'd like to think I'm self-aware enough to agree that Madrid (and Barca) get WAY more calls than they deserve. But I'm somewhat blinded by my seething hatred for Barca, so take it for what it's worth. As an Espanyol fan, I'd expect you to partially agree.

Where can I buy your book?

Word. That was a clear yellow, but the red was bullshit. Although of all Celtic's players, Brown should've known better as captain. The Barca tandem of writhe and surround works well though.

I appreciate you digging into my comment history to get my background. I can complain about it plenty, while acknowledging when the same bullshit (i.e. Pepe's penalty against Elche) goes in favor of my team. Doesn't change the fact that in the UCL in particular, Barca are often handed man advantages.

I appreciate you digging into my comment history to get my background. I can complain about it plenty, while acknowledging when the same bullshit (i.e. Pepe's penalty against Elche) goes in favor of my team. Doesn't change the fact that in the UCL in particular, Barca are often handed man advantages.

I appreciate you digging into my comment history to get my background. I can complain about it plenty, while acknowledging when the same bullshit (i.e. Pepe's penalty against Elche) goes in favor of my team. Doesn't change the fact that in the UCL in particular, Barca are often handed man advantages.

We'll have to agree to disagree. Lots of talk on twitter, and polls on goal.com are pretty evenly split on whose fault (Brown or Neymar) it was.

It was a tap, while Neymar reacted like Brown had put his studs through his spine. Yellow card, absolutely. Neymar's writhing and screaming was the only reason a red was given.

Yep, totally agree. For whatever reason, Celtic seem to have figured out how to dig their heels in and hold Barca at bay, while launching a few dangerous counters. Neymar's reaction was really hilarious - he acted like he'd been bitten by a rattlesnake. But it wouldn't be a proper UEFA competition if Barca weren't…

Poor Ajax. Even if the keeper had saved the penalty, they probably would've retaken it because he was well off the line before the ball was struck.

Elsewhere in Group H, Celtic got equally dicked over in the form of a bullshit red card courtesy of some hyperbolic Neymar flopping.

If you do it well enough, recognizing your former team's calls can win you a Super Bowl. Just ask Jon Gruden.

Uh oh. If you're here, who's commenting on YouTube videos?