See, I've heard a lot about Spain being boring to watch, and I don't entirely agree. They're very deliberate and methodical in the way the play, and just wear opponents down. It might not be as exciting to watch as a team like Brazil or Germany, but it works. Seeing how quickly and accurately they pass is pretty…

I'm so fucking lost and confused. Who wants to talk about the Spain-Portugal game with me? Maybe just hit up my earthlink?

The correct answer is Sean Avery.

We're getting close. Let me help out by posing a question:

Still bad, eh? My mom lives on a canal on Old Tampa Bay, and she sent me a picture of almost a foot of water up in the backyard. Shit is crazy.

+1

Maybe "Most oy vey-ny city"?

Raysism had a lot to do with this, I'm sure.

+1

It is exceptionally rare that I laugh, literally, out loud at the written word. But god damn if I didn't lose my shit at the male porn star line.

Very interesting. It's like being a North Korean getting a brief glimpse into the beautiful South. Or something.

To fellow Lebron-haters, this eases the pain a bit.

Drew, I really need your "Lebron James is still, still, STILL a cocksucker" post now, before I start cutting myself.

Roughly three years after the franchise ceases to exist.

Edit: Nope, that was stupid.

She loves it when I call her salmon tits.

The love of my life...

Immigration Law DUAN!

The only way I can keep going, in the face of Miami about to win the title, is looking forward to Drew's follow up column "LeBron James is still, still a cocksucker"

I live in Singapore, and they have those touch screen rating things all over the airport, not just the bathroom. So if customs keeps me waiting longer than I like (unusual, because they're actually pretty efficient), FROWNY FACE! It's a nice little gesture to make you feel like you, as the customer, have any semblance…