Goalies don't have to be extremely talented nowadays

Where does she say that?

I couldn't believe they put Robben as high as 10, especially considering how poorly he's played lately, and his propensity for shitting the bed when the stakes are high.

My sales are tanking this month, thanks to relying on Malaysians to actually, you know, work. But that's ok, because after a few years working abroad, my company has offered me a really good position back in NYC in August, so I get to go back to Murrica. Also, my way-too-hot-for-me Norwegian girlfriend is moving with…

When I was in maybe second grade, I remember somehow our teacher started telling us a story about a motorcycle gang, the name of which she censored to be "Heck's Angels". So, that.

See, I kind of liked Weekend in the City. Certainly not as strong as their debut, but entertaining enough, and not nearly as bad as Intimacy. I saw Kele live a few months ago and he just killed it. Such a great show.

The pile of shit you're referring to was called Intimacy, and yes, it was total fucking garbage. Hopefully the new one goes back to basics.

I'm very excited about two completely unrelated things today.

NERD STATS!

Yes, Chrome all the way. Firefox if you must, but Chrome is really far and away the best browser. Safari is, in my opinion, the Mac version of IE.

Even after a tough loss, the recent friendlies have already got me VERY excited for WC2014. Two weeks ago, a few friends and I put down our deposits to go with the American Outlaws group trip. Anyone else going to Brazil to engage in hooliganery?

"Those are brave men out there. Let's go kill them" was also pretty badass.

*Darke

I'm about the farthest thing from a Red Wings fan as you can get, but I've got lots of respect for Nicklas Lidstrom. He's a hell of a player, and I admire guys who spend their whole careers with one team. Should be a swift HOF inductee. Happy retirement, dude.

I'm at work and can't watch. Any talk of getting Deuce on the field soon?

According to Grant Wahl, he'll be active but probably not starting. Really can't wait to see Deuce and Landycakes together for the first time under Klinsmann.

Good on ya for having the balls to talk openly about it. Depression runs rampant in my family, and I have two cousins and an aunt who have attempted suicide. You're right - it's absolutely not something to be taken lightly, and can be more serious than most people realize.

Awesome, JK's reaction is fucking priceless

Holy shit, this Switzerland v Germany game is entertaining!

Well, ok then.