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Mario Kart 64 Characters, Ranked

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9/19/14 10:48am
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EDIT: It has come to my attention that Jay Sanin published an inaccurate version of this list last year. For the proper rankings, see below.

On Turncoats: "Loyalty" In The Age Of FIFA

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6/10/14 6:19pm
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This Saturday, June 14th, many of us will be reveling in the glory of World Cup soccer, taking in any of four exciting matches. The history nerds among us may also be observing the 213th anniversary of the death of Benedict Arnold, America's most famous traitor. Arnold's infamous defection to the crown during the…

IS HE ELITE? World Cup Edition

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6/02/14 12:14pm
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Welcome, once again, to the internet's most exciting game! Here, as in previous iterations, you will select your most ELITE soccer players from those headed to the World Cup, in honor of today being the roster deadline day.

IS HE ELITE? Part Deux

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5/02/14 3:21pm
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Hello, strangers. It's Friday afternoon and everyone is bored, so let's dick around some more, shall we?

IS HE ELITE? European Soccer Edition

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4/30/14 4:17pm
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Everyone loves Skip Bayless. Why? Because he's constantly reminding us who is and isn't ELITE.

The Un-Americans: How Will Our CONCACAF Brethren Fare In Brazil?

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4/16/14 6:29pm
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Last November, the final round of World Cup qualifying wrapped up around the globe, giving us the full picture of which 32 countries will compete in Brazil this summer. In CONCACAF, 35 nations began the qualification process back in June 2011. After the final qualification round, the Hexagonal, four of those teams…

Carles Puyol, Warrior Caveman, To Leave FC Barcelona

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3/04/14 11:27am
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Earlier today, Barcelona defender Carles Puyol called a press conference to announce that he will be leaving the club at the end of this season, citing that he can no longer play at his own, and Barcelona's, impossibly high standard. While this isn't the most surprising news - Puyol has struggled with a constant…

MLS Stares Down An Impending CBA Shit Storm

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3/03/14 6:05pm
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On the final match day in the 2013 MLS season, Brazilian striker Camilo Sanvezzo scored a hat trick for the Vancouver Whitecaps in their 3-0 victory over the Colorado Rapids, narrowly overtaking Mike Magee to claim the Golden Boot. Unsurprisingly, this piqued the interest of numerous teams interested in securing the…

MLS Stares Down An Impending CBA Shit Storm

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1/28/14 11:01am
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On the final match day in the 2013 MLS season, Brazilian striker Camilo Sanvezzo scored a hat trick for the Vancouver Whitecaps in their 3-0 victory over the Colorado Rapids, narrowly overtaking Mike Magee to claim the Golden Boot. Unsurprisingly, this piqued the interest of numerous teams interested in securing the…

"TESTICLE INJURY!!" And Other News From @beINSPORTSUSA

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1/28/14 9:38am
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Way back in 2012, many cable subscribers in North America were lucky enough to have beIN Sports added to their packages. The Al Jazeera-owned network has provided a comprehensive selection of sundry international sports, including Spanish, Italian, and French soccer, as well as Australia's National Rugby League. Most…

La Líga Is Pretty Damned Interesting, For A Change

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1/24/14 4:37pm
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As of this moment, first place FC Barcelona and third place Real Madrid CF are separated by just one point in the Spanish Primera División. Sitting in second place, tied with Barcelona on points but behind in goal differential, is Atlético Madrid. With almost half of the season still remaining, the eventual champion…

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