Off the top of my head:

Looks like the owner closed up shop after this hit the news and stiffed all his employees out of their last paycheck.

Short version:

Nun soup?

Gmail storage != Google Drive Storage.

The static image lies, the state should be red really.

They are fertile, second generation hybrids have been found in the wild.

Yeah, that sounds like it'd be of code. However, I checked out their install video, and I was wondering if this really requires a deeper than standard box, not a 2-gang box.

You know that photo was just someone trolling for karma on reddit, right? He'd never be able to claim it.

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It's one dollar. Not exactly a giant waste of money for a few minutes of daydreaming.

You do need a kindle, and it's a rental, not a purchase. More details:

The Hunger Games Trilogy is also a free rental for Prime members via the Kindle Owners Lending Library.

Here's my opinion:

Why not? They've used the same basic tone on ME3 that they use on everything else.

Pork is actually red meat. Red meat vs white meat is based on the amount of myoglobinin it. (I looked this up earlier today cause I was curious. If pork was considered a white meat, veal would be too!)

It means that they believe the odds of you dying of cancer or heart disease are 20% greater if you eat 2 slices of bacon a day.

I thought so too. But, we're wrong.

Thanks XKCD!

This is actually one of those questions that is popular for trolling the pro-evolution crowd, so it's quite possible to get a knee-jerk reaction to it. People just assume you aren't serious! Fortunately the overall reaction here was kind.