But then later, you put a tampon in, and you get to ride horses while smiling and wearing white pants!
Can we ban the statement "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die"? There is this cohort of dude-bros that heard it in a movie once (or on South Park, I think I remember it on South Park) and insist on repeating it every time menstruation is brought up. Seriously. Not clever, more than a little…
I know, right? I hate when my boyfriend bleeds at unexpected intervals of intensity for days at a time and gets to feel punched in the stomach for most of it. He's just so whiny about being fatigued and bloated and all of his clothes fitting weird and getting stains on all of his favorite boxers and then I'll ask him…
I blame mothers for being squeamish about it and treating it as some kind of taboo/mystery about which it's not necessary to speak to boys. Sure, it's not their fault since they were probably taught to be squeamish and ashamed of it themselves, and to view it as something 'dirty' about which one must suffer in silence…
Okay well... teach them about menstruation if you must. But don't you DARE tell them what goes on in the girls' bathroom. If they find out about the cotton candy machines, they will whine *SO* much....
MANSTRUATION IS THE WORST
Or,
Miley is right. And keep in mind, John Mayer followed that Travis McCoy hipster and sex addict Russell Brand. So, I'm sure the Center for Disease Control has quite the dossier on where Katy Perry's tongue has been.
My good deed for the day! It's like getting a popcorn husk out of a tooth, isn't it?
Katy Perry talks more shit about her peers than any other pop star. And worse, she seems to think she's superior because she's got a crucifix dangling between her whipped cream spraying boobs.
Oh. My. God THANK YOU. When Perry came out with Kissed a Girl and got all that attention, I was like, "wait a minute. She's not the first to do this. And the other girl did it way better!" and I could not believe that I was unable to find that damn song anywhere! It's been driving me nuts for years. *sigh of relief…
Yeah... Team Miley on this one. Really Katy? *eye roll* There so many other ways she could have said "I didn't plan to kiss Miley on the lips" without shaming Miley.
Maybe if you read the article, you'd see that neither of the girls knew they were gay when they joined the sorority. What you're suggesting is that realizing that you're gay means you should have to give up your entire social life. Why on earth would that be what you're focusing on, rather than suggesting that maybe…
Team Miley on this one!
Because lesbians can be Christians too?
The Daily Californian makes clear that they're both deeply religious.
She has a point, though I cannot endorse the use of the word "boo" by anyone other than a ghost.