Gross!

Boob twins, yay. I think you hit the nail on the head about the issue being that they're far apart. When I take off my bra they look so round and pert and will stay like that for the evening but I'll wake up with pears. When I have my period they look like implants but I could never carry off the deep V. Totally have…

Now I know why you have chosen that moniker! My breasts have always felt like they're not real women's breasts as despite being a C to a D they don't crease underneath. They generally sit fairly upright but look oddly small. When I'm warm and just out if bed they can look a little sad pear but still no crease. I've a…

Something similar, he bulges out of his pants.

So is Lady GaGa

Catch up dear, it is now a bob. The pixie cut wasn't seen outside of that selfie.

I came here to say just that. Anne is the worst Dirtbag writer, right after Doug of course. Justin actually called out a blogger for a needlessly body/face snarky review. I've loved him ever since.

I came here to say just that. Anne is the worst Dirtbag writer, right after Doug of course. Justin actually called out a blogger for a needlessly body/face snarky review. I've loved him ever since.

I hate them both, so no winner here. They are equally as obnoxious.

When I was growing up white shoes were seen as being "Essex girl" - the ultimmate in note club tackiness. They gross me out ever since.

He has less hair on his legs than me after a visit to the laser hair removal appointment.

Seriously, he stopped new in my tracks. All of the points.

He has aged so poorly.

Irish is not an ethnicity. Holy fuck, you're so devoid of a basic level if critical awareness it astounds me.

Cool story, bro. Eye roll.

As an actual Irish person who lives in Ireland I can unequivocally say that Irish is NOT a race. Seriously, child go educate yourself.

As an Irish person there isn't enough second hand embarrassment for your comment. Jesus Christ, I can only hope you yourself are not actually Irish. Ignatiev has a whole book on how we became white, just in case you can actually read.

That is super sweet, you're an awesome sister.

Fuck off back to Tumblr, we do not body shame women here. You disgust me.

Thank you.