Yeah, this article is really cynical and is even more condescending to kids by assuming they don’t want to talk to anyone. My daughter is 12, so she’s not always pleasant to be around and doesn’t always want to talk. I usually ask her, “Anything different happen at school today?” This lets her know that I realize most…

I think you could simmer down a bit on this one. Unfortunately, as parents, we’re the ones that need to ensure our kids are being responsible in school, behaving correctly, getting things done, etc. Some kids are great and do great in school, so when they get home and you greet them with ‘hey, it’s great to see you’…

This warmed my cold, dead heart.

Trump wants to present to the world as the most alpha guy around, but he’s deeply insecure. When he sees a real apex predator like a shark, it reminds him of all of his many inadequacies so he lashes out.

I reckon most rich psychos probably worry and obsess about wild animal attacks, natural disasters, etc. Stuff that kills you regardless of how much money and litigation you throw at it.

I can’t help but entertain the possibility that this was all a ruse by the shark charities to get more money, and I ain’t even mad, because they need more money. Give to sharks!

Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; then I grabbed her by the pussy.  

You’re an example to us all. Thank you for inspiring me to be a more accomplished sinner today. Being too tired to engage in some debaucherous shenanigans isn’t going to be an excuse for me anymore.

Go easy on yourself, buddy.

That was a compelling piece, but sadly for me every time some poor soul gets saved Satan whispers in my ear that I must double down yet again on my sinning in order to restore the balance between good and evil. It’s fucking exhausting.

Imagination Library, yay! I work in a tribal community, where schools cannot hold bond overrides based on property taxes, since our schools are on lands owned by the federal government. Our schools *STAY* underfunded, with how that system is designed. Imagination Library is the only way that kids in my community get…

I would be down with this because her whole platform would be 1. end poverty 2. promote literacy 3. treat people with kindness 4. have a good party with friends (Surprise! everyone is invited because everyone is her friend).

I don’t know what her politics are but if we want a celebrity to run for President, Dolly is the one.

Paying the bills. Those Cohen Bros. gigs can’t do all the heavy lifting.

Well, according to these guys, when a white man gets a position it’s because he was objectively the best choice for the position. If a woman/minority gets the job, then it’s because they’re a diversity hire. See: every white guy on reddit griping about how terrible all their tech “diversity hires” are as proof that…

I love this anecdote so much because you’ve aptly described what happens every fucking day at places like Google to the point I bet those dudes would be horrified at your comment.

“Google’s management goes to extreme — and illegal — lengths to encourage hiring managers to take protected categories such as race and/or gender into consideration as determinative hiring factors, to the detriment of Caucasian and male employees and potential employees at Google,” reads the 161-page complaint.

Fuck this douchebag. He would still be employed and thriving at Google if he hadn’t circulated that offensive memo via company channels. He didn’t lose his job because Google is prioritizing minority hires, he lost it because he wrote and disseminated a backwards-ass diatribe. If it wasn’t so frustrating, it would be…

Gaslighting. They want to keep things grey and messy, so that way the next time a woman is sexually harassed she’ll go nuts trying to decide if it was sexual harassment or ‘harmless’ flirting.

It’s basically the typical Cool Girl™ perspective dusted off and recycled for Me Too.