Here’s how that worked: “Go to the mansion and you’ll be able to model and maybe you’ll get a career or a centerfold. It’s opportunity! You’ll be a star, maybe!” That would be the Modeling Agency, aka procurer. How do I know this? I modeled in the late 80s and 90s in Chicago. the number of times I was told to show up…

Well, he was. He did good things, and he was also horrible. Acknowledging the good things he did isn’t a dismissal of his bad behaviorS.

I wisely neglect to comment on #PaulaDeen but I say my husband is disgusted with her.

I’m totally shocked that a man who made his career objectifying women would abuse them and treat them as disposable. Shocked.

The house thing strikes me as too good to be true and I never trust something that is too good to be true.

My fetus has a heartbeat and I haven’t puked since Monday!

I love how most people are putting up pictures of themselves looking cute at prom, with kittens, in their cheerleading outfits, hugging their Mom, at a fricking beauty pageant - going ‘oh, I was so awkward and fugly!’. And everyone goes ‘Aw, so cute.’

It endangers nobody and results in more donations of money to help the people who are trying to survive the apocalyptic devastation. It doesn’t even have the large overhead of benefit concerts. I don’t have an issue with it.

These are humblebrags. What about us, the folks who STAYED ugly?

How about no more police brutality?

I just feel bad for all you people who, unlike me, had an awkward phase.

Rose Marie!

Jesus on a pogo stick - Rose Marie is alive and on Twitter? I want her to sit on a couch with Betty White and make me laugh. Love love love.

Avatar was just pocahantas, fuck avatar.

I feel bad for anyone that dates Emily in the future.

Arrested Development ended after 4 seasons. Now THAT was a tragedy.

It’s the same thing with Christians trying to pretend they’re majority and the minority at the same time...they want everyone to follow along with them because they’re the majority religion, but then talk about how they’re the most persecuted religion in the US.

Remember that time that Tim Allen got busted for drunk driving?

All In The Family, or “Archie Bunker” as Tim Allen calls it (he may be thinking of the spinoff, “Archie Bunker’s Place”) was a cultural force because of Norman Lear and how it held a stark light up to outdated bigoted sentiment in the face of the cultural revolution of the late Sixties and Seventies.

It really says something about our society where the Satanists are the good people.