But it’s so...so...80s.

Rapture them up so the rest of us can get back to living our lives and cleaning up the messes.

Not possible. Oh, you weren’t talking about me, personally? Carry on.

Those are clearly full-bread.

I used to have a bit of a phobia towards rats. My first husband insisted that we go see the movie that came out in the 80s (?). I said I really wasn’t interested, but went along. The rat scene started, and suddenly, I was outside, sitting on the curb, with my head between my knees, trying not to vomit. This was a…

I’m an old enough southern woman, so I have a summer and winter funeral dress.

True, but if there were, they’d totally be in Scotland, wouldn’t you agree? It’s not like they’re going to haunt Walthamstow. Or freaking Boca Raton.

All hail good step-dad and good step-moms.

My dad and I had an extremely problematic relationship until I was well into adulthood, thanks to my mom who forced me to choose between them. As much as I wanted a relationship with him, the cost of my mom’s displeasure was too high, so I had to either more or less ignore him or spend time with him on the sly. He…

Every episode of Catastrophe that features Ms Fisher is a little better, and infinitely more painful, because of her loss. Or rather, our loss.

Ding ding ding. Plus the very idea that Disney has specific gay-friendly days (did you know teh gheys had *families*??? swoon) has gotten under the evangelical skin no end. They hire sky-writers to write bible slogans over the park on those days. There are a lot of evangelical families who aren’t going to say no to…

I would ask our brethren at Jalopnik, but I’m afraid the only answer I’d get would be, “If this was a jezebel article, the title would be “Wemmens hate pick-ups!”

I’ve lived in the south my whole life (and worked all over) and every time I mention the over sexism (and regionalism, oh lord) I received working in Sil Valley people get crazy defensive and tell me I just misunderstood. I had a more diverse group working in my department in NC than I even SAW in Sil Valley. Now,…

This is the only comment on this article I can bring myself to star.

I like yours better.

biblegod will come and sweep up the faithful, leaving the filthy planet behind for the atheists, homosexuals, and uppity minorities.

Ahhhh gawdammit. The soundtrack of my life just skipped.

It was The Fountainhead, wasn’t it?

My niece is homeschooling her son. She has a [religion-based] curriculum to follow but she herself has a high school diploma. She’s also an anti-vaxxer because reasons. Sure, parents have choices, but sometimes those choices suck.

I always think I don’t like her, but then I remember To Die For and Dead Calm and realize, she’s got the chops. Oh, and Practical Magic. Okay, you’re right, she’s amazing.