Ha ha ha ha......I’m gonna guess your kid never played baseball. There are dads I barely speak to after a couple of seasons of that shit.

Maybe so, but it’s probably the evangelical thing. They OBSESS over sex. They convince men that they’re mindless beasts prone to “stumble”. They convince women, especially young women, that they’re all temptress harlots at heart....god forfend you made one of those pure pure men “stumble”.

Hmmm, but my husband’s name isn’t Sean.......

I had an acquaintance who zoomed up the real estate ladder, back in the day. When you’re showing higher end houses, you have to have higher end clothes, and a higher end car to carry your potential clients around in. She ended up getting a club membership so that she could meet the people she wanted as potential…

Here’s what I don’t get. Most people who work for big companies don’t necessarily like how their companies are run, or trust the people who run them. So why does the trump base think this is good in any way at all?

Trolled. Trolled her. We have people thinking, “wow, isn’t it a goof that our president trolled Angela Merkel.” What the ever-loving fuck???

If you just jinxed Sam Elliott, I swear to god I’ll hunt you down. (Smiley face or /s tag or whatever here to show that I wouldn’t actually hunt you down, but it would cross my mind.)

My hubs and I watched this this morning and my only comment was, “Where’s James Earl Jones??”. But Sam Elliott — perfection. Well played.

In Bruges, Seven Pyschopaths, Frances McDormand? I’m in.

Right there with you near SOCOM. I’m going to pull out a lawn chair and fashion one of those 1950s sun tan reflectors and let it roll.

4. Happy wife = more sex.

Olivia Colman played that part SO WELL, and yes, I wanted to snatch her bald-headed, especially during the gallery thing.

I watched it literally this weekend. And cried my eyes out along with Yvonne.

oooh, they carry HellBunny.

Correct. The actual things that will increase will be infant and maternal mortality.

Excuse me. Those are clearly clear knee mom capris. Get your abominations straight!

I swore to not purchase a cold shoulder or any other type of cutout top, since I think I would be mutton dressed as lamb, but damned if I didn’t get one as a gift and it actually looks kinda decent. BUT, it does have fabric where my bra straps go, so I can wear an actual bra underneath and not try to struggle to keep…

Dunno. Watched Liam in The Dressmaker over the weekend. He’ll do.

I’ve lived in two houses that were secondarily (and sometimes primarily) wood heated. The only thing I can add to the clip above is that the few times they show the axe head bury in the wood is much more likely than the times you see the axe hit the wood and it blows apart cleanly. My ex used to LOVE to get poplar —…

Granted, I live in Florida. Granted, I live at the coast. But I see the Coast Guard literally EVERY DAMN DAY. I see their gorgeous fat C-130s and their boats and their helos. Is the man even aware that the US has a coast line more than his little slice at Mar a Lago?