You sound just wonderful to me! I have Christmas china (just a little, stuff is hella expensive) but I dropped my SL subscription when I started noticing the repeated and repeated and repeated recipes.

Thank you, I appreciate a stop to this regional holier than thou shit. I’m as Southern Belle as they fucking come -- I have sterling flatware and an egg plate dammit -- and also a hard hat and steel toed boots. This VB stuff is ugly, a, and b, I seriously dislike someone trying to make me enjoy my second class…

Hush now. We still have Pam Bondi and Voldemort.

She really shouldn’t wear those enticing trees and streams.

Clearwater, FL wishes the same, before it disappears due to a dwindling tax base.

We are so lucky to have had this bc. Sorry for the loss of your pupper.

Thank you. I’ve had dogs grow old and pass, but no dog compared to this one and no pain has been quite as intense. Hugs back to you on the loss of your JRT.

Can’t. Just lost our perfect border collie May 20th and still grieving terribly.

From early days I suggested this slogan to the Trump campaign: Trump -- who knew the lowest common denominator could be so low.

Honestly. Trump, please stop making these assholes look good by comparison.

It is worse. When I needed FMLA to care for my terminally ill mother, I was told that I had to use up my vacation and sick days first. When you get back from FMLA, you’d better not expect any days off and you sure as hell better not get sick or have a sick child.

I’m only starring this because I can’t reach you to smack you upside the head. Politely, of course.

USS Davy Jones Schmavy Jones

Thank you. I grew up in NC and lived in Raleigh for 20 years. The Helms supporters were at least genteel about their racism and homophobia and made exceptions for those nice boys down the street. There was at least a tiny hint of open-mindedness. But what I see now is just backwards and ignorant and hateful. I guess I…

The core fans who feel they’re being taxed to death don’t seem to grasp that power guys like Trump who make it a point to avoid paying taxes — or paying anyone, for that matter— are the guys who increase the tax burden for everyone else.

The Balaban sex dream stands out because in 99% of my sex dreams I turn the person down since I’m married. Even younger dream Tom Selleck. Even in my dreams I’m faithful to my husband. You’re not a dork!

I have no idea how the situation in the dream occurred. The dream itself probably happened because I watched a couple of Christopher Guest movies, but WHY Bob Balaban? Although, if my dream is anywhere near reality, Ms. Balaban is probably pretty damn happy.

Jezebel is literally the only place I will mention this. Bob Balaban. And in the dream at least it was very sexy. Okay, I’ll stop now.

You win.

So true! And in suburbia, if your neighbor hires a chem-lawn company that sprays the lawn, the weed seeds and bugs search for the nearest hospitable habitat, i.e., your lawn. Congrats, you have bugs now.