You pay attention to who is running for school boards. You get involved with the teachers (without getting in their way), and pay attention to your child’s assignments and schedule. You vote in congressmen who put education first and don’t actively try to break our nation’s public education system.

Unless the child has medical issues that preclude him/her from attending public school, then I agree to the “no tax breaks”. My tax dollars go to public schools. If I don’t like my public schools, it’s incumbent on me to attempt to fix the problems. If I choose to attend a parochial or other private school, then I…

I would rather read your essay on this.

I actually spent time this weekend thinking about this: “How in hell would you think this was An Idea”. Then I got it. She Pinterested the hell out of her linen closet, took the door off to make it a *display point* in her house. Rolled her lovely, now all matching towels to perfect the Pinterestyness of it. Then her…

Okay, smarty pants, then help a sister out. I can’t swim. I can move my arms and legs correctly, but I cannot do the breathe in, blow out thing without taking in what feels like a shit-ton of water and gagging ferociously. My husband swims like he was born to it and my son is on the swim team, and I’m hopeless in the…

She’s the embodiment of all working women who haven’t been feminine enough, or tough enough, or too emotional, or a cold hard nut-cutter, or too mouthy, or too boring, or too dumb, or too “whip smart”, not approachable, or too sexy.....all at the same fucking time. These folks will display their misogyny the same way…

Ohhhhh, that’s beautiful. A luggage of alligators.

That article is also implying that gators don’t hunt in packs*. That may be so, but two to three gators in a small area with (possibly) children splashing would not be out of the ordinary in the least. Ask any bass fisherman in Florida who has hooked a splashy bugger only to have multiple large reptilian heads pop up.…

Shhhhh, I don’t want my favorite sushi spot in ATL to be overrun. Best airport in the southeast, Nashville, because there is live music just about continuously. (Yeah, you don’t like country? Sorry, but it’s still nice. Plus they had a Santa in the airport at Christmas, and you could just see these otherwise screaming…

They’re not average or ugly, they’re quite handsome, imo, but when there’s clearly “a type” they become generic and bland. Or Blained, in this case. Plus, they’re on this godawful show, so...

Loving every minute of that.

We do recreational scallop diving in July in Florida, and yeah, they swim away from you. So what. Fish don’t like to be caught either. Cows would run from us if they weren’t domesticated livestock.

Yeah, I had a troll on another article saying more whites were shot, etc etc.. Bro, do you even math?

Worst employee: I was told by higher ups that I would be hiring this guy over my concerns. My other employees had serious reservations about him. Higher ups didn’t care. I hired him. He couldn’t work with others, he couldn’t work for me, he produced nothing but 24/7 bitching and moaning. No, I take that back, he also…

Wow. I worked with a lady who had stress-related issues that required her to work in a hardwalled office with a door, and special climate-controls. The office complied completely, even though we had strict level-based rules on who got walls and who did not (she would not have qualified). Even with all they did, she…

Tell them they’re just the new version of Mary Kay and watch their heads explode.

You may be able to get away with that, although I’d wonder why you’d want to, but Rubio is an elected official in South Florida. He may have started in the Cuban-American bubble, but he has zero excuse. Zero. None.

Rubio, you’re 45. That’s not particularly old. If you’re just now realizing that black families in this country do not enjoy the same protections from the cops as white families, then either you’re disingenuous as hell and are riding these tragic coattails for all you’re worth, or you’re dumb as a stump. I’m voting…

Hypnotically hazel? No, too logical. Mine are Hellishly Hazel.

But bacon could lead to death. IF you attempt to pry it from my hands.