I disagree.

Of course he didn’t see him. Who the hell would be watching for the goalie to come out past the face-off circle?

First off, Dan is a professional. This is his job.

It’s cute the author thinks tattoos are a sign of counter culture. Otherwise, she wouldn’t have thrown such an immature, disrespectful tantrum over being told she couldn’t get one. “You guys, I am a REBEL!! I NEED this tattoo on my neck to show it!! I didn’t come to a…

From someone who works in the body modification industry, it’s not that Dan thinks it, it’s that he knows the vast majority of the population still thinks tattoos are counter culture. Refusing to do neck tattoos on non-heavily tattooed people is very, very common in the tattooing world. It's his right not to perform…

Yeah really what does Dan know its not like he tattoos for a living or is some kind of professional. You know better though. you are not dumb at all.

I would give you a star but that was a can of corn.

He reminds me of a modern day Carl Yastrzemkski

I understand why this was an upsetting experience, but tattoo artists refuse jobs all the time for all sorts of reasons. Many have a no necks, no hands policy - it’s quite common. And, as you discovered, what’s off-limits to one artist is totally okay with another - you were able to get exactly what you wanted in the…

what...the...fuck

Kinja is confusing.

Because there is a Mr Show skit for every fucked-up situation:

blues fan, huh?

Kenny Albert is insufferable. And he’s going to be calling every game this series. How did he get on the B team?

You don't really understand WWII history do you?

Must have been nice to have that free time out to design a play.

Can’t shoot? Homie, you need to watch more basketball

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

It’s still unclear if the young woman wanted to be in the photo, or if Winston forced her to be in the photo.

Just further proof that if you live in Chicago and don’t watch WGN news in the morning you’re doing it wrong.

The use of “irregardless” is a subtle, genius touch.