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If that was a hockey player the rock would've been killed.

Thanks, Gehrig.

I'm talking about C'sonte York, former freshman at Michigan. Deadspin posted an article last week.

One school did it right today. Michigan dismissed the kid who sucker punched that guy.

I thought the Jezebel post of Disney prince dicks was weird. Wtf gawker

you forgot to mention that those 39 home runs were all hit in his first at bat.

I was going to do that before your comment but I was tipped off by someone that it wouldn't be wise.

I asked Gawker for legal advice once and found out that my classmate's step-mother makes $66 every hour on the laptop . She has been fired for six months but last month her pay was $14193 just working on the laptop for a few hours.

Life can return to normal a little later than 12 hours.

If one of us hit somebody on the weekend we would not HAVE to go to work on Monday. We would CHOOSE to. We would also be able to take a sick day if necessary which is what Stewart should do. I think he can afford to miss a day of work and not look like an insensitive prick 12 hours after killing someone while doing…

If basketball players were as tough as hockey players, Kyrie Irving would have broke his leg on his own and kept playing instead of crying.

Q-Tips are terrible for your ear

Three Floyd's is in MUNSTER, IN

Wears MASSIVE ring in public for first time ever and doesn't notice it missining from his finger until he gets home. Makes sense.

+1 because I too Love To Spooge

it was track lighting.

it means he is high somewhere.

I think Cleveland fans would happily like them to become the Miami Heat North. Two titles isn't all that bad.