A former colleague of mine had a jar of pickles thrown through her Smart Car glass roof ... it stank of brine a while and she kept finding glass shards. in the weirdest places for years.

“So ... we got a call for a RZR that’s stuck at ... hm ... Saudi-Arabia?”

The german comedian (yes, there are german comedians ... really!) Max Giermann performed as Klaus Kinski at several awards. I think this is his best (and closest) work:

Wait! The Amarok 3.0 TDI is (or better: was) also available with a “normal” shift-on-the-fly 4WD and 2-speed transfer case. Sadly with reduced power (163 hp) and a manual transmission.

Probably something like this (It never gets old):

“You see these ‘shackles’? That’s what the MILITARY uses to dangle their Humvees from helicopters!”

That makes sense ... and I just learned: The Bravada had the floor shifter as well. Seems like the EU-spec Blazers were based more on a Bravada variation than on the US-spec Blazer.

Yay! Finally something where I can tell something!

Ever tried to flip paper pages with gloves?

I’d like to see it the other way round ... just for shits and giggles...

Considering that my motorcyclistic not-a-dream-anymore garage is already filled with a slight redundancy

The gold-plated steak caused a veritable shitstorm over here, when then-Bavaria-Munich soccerist Franck Ribéry was filmed being served this abomination. The video has it all ... a clueless money-bag player (he tries the salt sprinkle but doesn’t get the thing with the arm) and the douchey chef twerking some copulation…

The Lancia Lambda, Artena, Augusta, Aprilia, Ardea, Appia and Fulvia would like to have aword with you, along with the ZAZ Zaporozhets from behind the Iron Curtain.

Laughs in Porsche 919

Sometimes there are these handy templates for open cars at the loading station. But they only work the other way round (Not “Is the route fitting for the train” but “Is the train fitting for the route”)

Even the 1999-2007 ones have these (or at least after the mid-cycle refresh)...

Already been done...

Bixomets (Catalan): Shame on behalf of others

That reminds me of the middle duct in my venerable old VW Passat 32B (I think that’s Quantum for you colonists). Without any cabin air filter and the duct closed, it accumulated lots of dust, leaves and general debris. So, before you gave the car to your younger brother or a friend, you opened the duct, pointed it at…

That reminds me of one of my life’s greatest disappointments (no, not you, son!):