If you think armed citizens would save the nation from a misbehaving government, well, look again.

You spelt “failure” wrong...

Still, it irks me that a car company as tech-oriented as Porsche would listen to the marketing-bullshitters in that instance. Hell, your water and oil gauges are reading real values whereas every other car maker uses customer-soothing dampening.

“Something Else” is a strange name for a girl...

Whoa, hold your horses! He wants to shoot up hogs, not a school.

Yeah, right ... so you really want your son to bully the stronger kids? Go on..

Because of the fires, you couldn’t get a Méhari registered in Germany. Someone way up must’ve thought: “Hm, they seem to be quite flammable … and they’re French, too. Well, no soup for you!”

What a shame! Such a pristine condition, single seats in the back … and a cheapo Bling-Bling chrome-adorned run-of-the-mill head unit. There are lots of (visually) period correct BMW Stereos that could be upgraded to MP3/Bluetooth. Or a nice Becker.

I can’t help but see the flag of the 1871-1919 German Empire (at least color-wise) in it...

I hate Illinois Nazis!

You forgot the “So long, suckers!” speech bubble...

Thank you!

Sadly, normal people don’t buy them anymore. They buy every bland, uniform, cowardly designed 2WD-Crossover/SUV-shitcan they can get a hold of.

the brochure was in German? I can’t imagine the Germans were buying many american cars in the 70's

Since I’m (white, male, 42) blessed (or cursed) with copious amounts of thick hair: Yes, I do occasionally get a “Whoa, can I touch your hair? Oh, X, come over here, you gotta touch his hair, it’s great!”

Range Rover Evoke

A niche indeed, but: A similar tactic is used whenever someone tries to sell an US-car over here in Germany. You find a car with a low mileage (default search is by kilometers) only to discover somewhere hidden in the text “KMs are miles”. While bending the rules of the universe, they are signaling thereby that the…

...since it implies a deficiency

Traction =/= Handling

Wait ... what?!