Remember on Mad Men, when Lane Pryce’s father came to town to tell him to patch things up with his wife and he soon met Lane’s black Playboy bunny girlfriend? And when Lane said no, he wasn’t going back to his wife, Lane’s father whomped him with his cane, knocking off his smart guy glasses as he fell to the floor,…

I’m guessing that his allowance won’t be going down anytime soon. 

Oh god you’re one of those “you participate in a society” guys aren’t you?

Looking forward to an android version! I never really got into it on console, but I love me some hearthstone on android. 

That’s... all of Star Wars, though? To the point where Mel Brooks made a parody in which “merchandise” is yelled a lot.

So say we all!

Luke was an apparition, how was he supposed to clash swords...?

Note: Stadia died on the way back to its home planet.

Don’t worry, as long as they keep getting assholes like you turning up to post jibes about the job security of actual people, they’ll have the traffic to keep going.

I see sissy boys are trying to set me out for being an unrepentant MAN

Guy like this think having a dick & balls is an accomplishment. Like he was born flat like a Ken doll and had to grow them from scratch. 

Yes! That made me cackle!

Now, the Tekashi 6ix9ine of ambassadors has told the whole story.

I didn’t catch that line, I just happen to think every CEO I have heard of is overpaid. If you know one who earns his pay, make sure you wipe your chin before sharing

Money and politics are not only connected, they are constantly 69-ing each other.

You have no idea what you are talking about if you are trying to equate the use of backpack flamethrowers to the use of dropping white phosphorous. Hell any type of phosphorus munition is so much worse than a flamethrower to be laughable you would make the equation.

The flame from a flamethrower doesn’t stick to the…

The overpaid head of a company that exploits tax laws across two hemispheres doesn’t want people to think too hard about policy. Imagine that

Well, as opposed to no more Half-Life games...

Usually females doing something 

This is why voting matters. I don’t care who gets the nomination people better fucking vote.