My thoughts exactly. This guy should write a book about debauchery on a budget. He could be a prophet for our times!

“a beach house, travel, dining, and spending on adult men...”

Treason looks a lot more like this!

I like reading about it

Shut up, tomato.

The Trump Recession, according to Trump:

it’s really easy to defend it when the alternative is siding with people like you

Totally - why bother trying to stop any air pollution unless you stop every single instance of it at once?

What does this have to do with simplifying regulations? Everything was going according to plan before Trump decided to get involved. His people are the reason things are so complicated all of a sudden.

I'm usually more of a cat person, but we are of one soul, blanket-dog.

you are my favorite person right now.

Death Stranding is just going to be the most pure distillation of Kojima ever, isn’t it?

Sweet Jesus, I am ready for it.

This dog is my spirit animal.

That dog is my spirit animal.

I am so tired. So, so tired. 

Ugh, that would have given me flashbacks to my childhood sitting in the gas station lines during the gas rationing. 

“He knows more about guns than anyone I know.”

“You may know me from such other popular videos as Woman Thrown Off Plane, Screaming Lady Demands Faster Service At McDonald’s and Racist Rant Caught On Tape At Target.”