My girlfriend and I are going as Robin Sparkles and Simon Tremblay.

Am I the only one that thought the accent of the guy doing the video added to the amusing nature of the mistake? There’s almost nothing to rag on about this video. It’s like a Hollywood casting agent came in and found the stereotypical Walmart shopper, (read: Southern citizen who is engaged in gun sporting…

But I would pay, like, $7 for that lil bit of perfect guac at Chipotle. (I hope they never see this.)

Competition: it’s a good thing!

That’s exactly what I was going to say, except with “WHAT.” for “Yup.”

I love Freedom Raptor.

What? You didn’t learn about Michael Lucas King’s famous “I Dreamed Something Last Night and You Guys Won’t Believe How Crazy It Was!” speech in school?

stone mountain, it should be noted, is completely fucking bananas

You mean the same society that has given us so much free internet porn that you could fill up an entire hard drive with videos and not even scratch the surface of what’s available out there?

I would have said I didn’t know that Luke was a Republican, but then I realized all of those guys in that picture are from outer space...

If this doesn’t win I don’t know what will, it looks literally perfect, the only question is, which will he kill first?

Please continue to be the Joker...

We have a winner!

Is that Zoolander Luke?

You can go to hell. I only need my oxygen when I’m walking.

[America intensifies]