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If there was a way to keep the show going without Roseanne, and without her benefiting financially in any way, I might actually be interested in checking it out.

Never said this was original, but it is apt.

I support this!

You know that if a big pharmaceutical company can dunk on you, you really screwed up.

I don’t know if Gargamel was ever that creepy. 

I know, it’s awesome!

I’m pretty sure he also says “It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again”.

I finally watched Justice League recently, and I actually enjoyed it. Granted, it’s no Infinity War, but it was much better than I expected.

Incorrect. Chris Christie was also saying “boo”. That’s how much Rudy is hated.

Also, it’s not like she says no to the coupon right away; she had to verify that it was okay, but the guy had no patience.

Exactly! When Trump says that we’re difficult an spoiled, he really means “Why won’t these assholes just roll over and do what I want?!”

Not if we build one first!

Forgot to post this the other day, but did you know that Trump thinks that Canada is very “difficult” and “spoiled”?

“A theory is not a guess, but a well-substantiated observation of confirmed facts.”

Is Jennifer going to build a centre for these ants?

Exactly!

Agreed. God forbid any of three prime specimens have to date an uggo.

You win sir :)