Did you just immediately pat yourself on the back for a joke that was even more moronic that your OP? Pathetic 

And the award for the dumbest fucking idea ever brought into existence goes to...

The ritual is very simple.

It’s time for a new generation to learn to hate Joe Lieberman.

People waste times in lots of unique ways.

Is this where we complain about never getting our full 500 Days of Kristin?

Yep.

The Supreme Court ruling on the death penalty is my all-time favorite Onion video.

achievements are there to make you appreciate your feats

1 is right

I actually think housing shortages are the bigger problem with AirBnb than hotel lobbyists. I’m sure the latter are pissed that a significant portion of their business has found accommodations elsewhere, but in dense city places where people purchase housing specifically to rent out takes those dwellings away from…

The difference is that that Perkins isn’t compiling books of children’s drawings, then turning around and selling them for $60 each.

Yeah, judging people in blog comment sections is much better.

Smash Bros. Melee Play Goes Wild After Beating 14 Year Old Target Record

Funny, my emergency accountant couldn’t stop any of the seven shots my ex-wife took at my tax return.

What were you watching?

Done. I call it a scroll wheel.

She’s allergic to egg. Can you recommend a substitute?

Well... so far it’s;