What is the sound of Derrick Rose’s acl tearing......again?

Yeah, it’s called a sack. Unless it occurs in the end zone, then it’s a sack and a safety.

He’s not giving a dissertation on quantum mechanics to Rhodes scholars and MENSA members, he’s talking about football to morons dumb enough to still watch ESPN. You can justify your racist bullshit anyway you wish dipshit, but that doesn’t make what you wrote any less racist. I reiterate: Fuck you and everyone who…

This is just some real nigga shit. Two real niggas who made it, speaking to the other real niggas who made it. It’s not for the suburban niggas who don’t have that life experience. It’s for the Mike Vicks, and the Chris Johnsons, and the Adrian Petersons of the NFL. The Ray Lewis’s and Rolando McClains and Dez Bryants…

A little racist? The crux of that statement is basically: “He sounds too Black to be getting paid to speak on television!”. Fuck that guy and everyone who starred that post.

Lewis’s testimony actually was the impetus for them NOT going to jail. Money talks, motherfucker.

You’re not talking about the guy vying with Garcon for the title of ”Count Dropula” are you? Because if you are, I’d like to know how you define “great”.

As a Skins fan, I’ll take that....

I’m laughing at your “way more successful” joke...... and I’m a Skins fan.

To be honest, with the exception of sitting at lunch counters, Black people still go to decrepit, underfunded schools and live in racially segregated neighborhoods. I never said people should abuse their children, I just said old habits die hard.

Well, it did.....it made some people strong enough to fight the American government for equal rights.

I wanna say fuck you simply for the fact that you’re defending Count Fuckin Dropula. Wish they would’ve cut his five route running ass this year.

The fact that football is America’s #1 sport and people still don’t know it was explicitly developed for college aged adults is a fuckin travesty. Walter Camp would like you to go fuck yourself. Ice up, son.....ice up.

What, was Geno gonna get pointers on how to be an NFL QB from the kids? I mean, you don’t have to be taught how to throw picks and suck ass. *Throws on RGIII jersey with smug look*.

Thank you.

This is beautiful. Thank you. I’m going to make my white wife read this so she understands what our beautiful children are facing. Thank you again.

Which is exactly why we have a country full of nihilistic, neo-capitalist fuckholes. Anything for a fuckin dollar.

First of all, great screen name. Classic stand up. Secondly, I love how everyone gets so pissy about the Hardy suspension in comparison to Brady’s suspension, but can’t understand that one had something to do with the actual game of football, and the other is off the field shittiness of a probably roided up douche. I…

Okay, blind homerism it is, then! When you’re philosophy, is literally completely forged and carried out by a single person, replacing that person will be mighty difficult. I never said the philosophy would change, just that the reality of it is it will be terrifyingly difficult to actually replicate. I’ll give you…

See greatest coach of a generation statement. He’s basically the NBA’s Bellicheck. Actually, Bellicheck is NFL’s version of Popovich. He signs free agents, drafts, and coaches. Thinking that’s easily replaced is either disingenuous or blind homerism. I can see it being possible, but highly fuckin improbable. I think…