Gold bruh, gold....nasty as shit, but pure fuckin' gold.

Derrick Rose probably already cost six mil in medical bills and insurance payouts......and he's not even close to bionic. Sad Derrick Rose is, unfortunately, probably back for good.

The State joke! I got that one.

I love how all of you really shitty people are basically saying his job is more important than his family that is literally in mortal danger at said time. As a parent who had a preemie scare: FUCK YOU! Fuck your family, fuck your friends, fuck your boss, fuck your feelings......Just fuck everything about you and…

I don't know, give the nigga an Oscar?

It goes: "Water is wet, women have secrets, and old Satan Claus, he's out there Jimmy." Could have also gone with "Milo, where you calling from, the bottom of the pool?"

Oh yeah, I forgot Ty Law and Devin McCourty, who was an All-Pro at cornerback and safety. Simeon Rice has more sacks than Freeney, and spent most of his career in Arizona chasing down running backs because the Cardinals were fuckin awful and were behind a lot. See, this is the problem with you stans, you can't just…

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit huh? And if you think Edgerrin James is making it in, I got a bridge I wanna sell you. Dwight Freeny? Overall strong lines? You're high or need to get high. You have no idea what you're talking about, dude. Shit, name a linebacker or cornerback. Name an offensive lineman…

My bad, I should have recognized your handle and realized you are that fuckin moron. No one on those Colts defenses is making the HOF, unlike the Pats (McGinest, Revis, Bruschi, Seymour probably won't but will be in the discussion, Milloy, Vrabel has an outside shot, Wilfork, Harrison is in the discussion.....). Also,…

Mostly during garbage time, huh? So, even though he has an absurd winning percentage, with some exceedingly average defenses and running games, not to mention he "beat" Tom Brady to go to two of his Super Bowls, he "padded" his stats. Yeah, that makes sense......if you're an idiot. I guess you believe Spygate was…

Yo! You are now the fucked up, but totally apropos comparison insult champion. Enjoy your reign, but remember that your title is always on the line. +1

Who said they got off easy? If anything, the punishment was wildly disproportionate to the infraction at the time. That, and the destruction of the evidence before anyone could see it are what fueled the speculation. Now it seems that history is repeating itself, and they have no one to blame but themselves. I don't…

No, but it can turn probation into jail time.

Yeah, but having a prior crime, especially a similar one, on your record will make your punishment worse. The DA would argue it shows a propensity for said type of crime in the penalty phase.

So....black dad, Jewish mom, doesn't fight back......Jesus is actually Drake? Maybe I should skip the apologies and just get ready for eternal damnation.

Sooooo......Jesus really is black, then? I have some apologies to make.

Adell admitted to watching, then destroying all of the videotapes. Like most people, he's saying if what they did was just about the location, why go to such lengths in keeping everyone from knowing what was on the tapes. Also, losing a first round pick is a very big punishment. Add to that the fact that the average…

Subtle, yet quite effective. You win this round, Barnaby. +1

Just keep kicking a nigga when he's down, huh my man. Ahem.....I'm a goddamn SKINS FAN! Here I was, minding my business, and you start firing shots....they all find the mark....I reply, a bit bitter, but grudgingly applauding said fired shots....you respond with my worst nightmare, because you goddamn well know…

I wanna make a snappy retort, but all I can honestly do is shake my head shamefully and crack another PBR. Here's your +1, fucking asshole.