I missed my friend's birthday shower because I had an important appointment at the same time. Doesn't mean I hate my friend - means that I'll get other occasions to wish her well with the baby and I needed to be at this appointment.

See, now I feel really, really guilty because I just KNOW I'm going to be that person someday. I have a tendency to get loud, and I really like it when my partners are loud (or, alternately, at that point where she literally cannot make any noise but whimpering - don't judge!) and I'm going to be in a dorm very soon…

See, it comes and goes in cycles for me. Sometimes all I get into is just panting, and sometimes I'm swearing/groaning/dirty-talking, whatever. And I do it just because I dig whatever it is at the time. I have noticed that I tend to enjoy it more if I feel that I'm free to get loud IF I want - even if I don't actually…

Dear sweet God. That's awful. My whole thing is I'm not even getting it for the pregnancy-prevention aspect, I just don't want to bleed for a week...

Thank you for understanding my hatred of those atrocities.

My thing is this: I don't ascribe to the "butch/femme" binary. I'm consistently read as masculine in dress and feminine in body type/hair. Therefore I really, really like seeing tropes subverted. I hate it so, so much when queer characters in TV, books, and film have whatever label is assigned to them on the gay…

Your source is ridiculous. Genderratic is not a reliable source of information, as anyone could plainly see the bias from, I don't know, glancing at the page.

Yes. That same culture, perpetuated by a patriarchal society that puts males on an unrealistic pedestal with ridiculous ideas of masculinity and what it is expected to achieve. When 1 in 5 women is raped, has rape attempted upon her, or sexually assaulted in some way, and 1 in 71 men have the same atrocity inflicted…

You may not be aware of this, but the political parties - which pick and support candidates - are largely run by males. One cannot simply change the leadership of a party with one's vote. If it were that simple, Boehner would be out by now and the Tea Partiers would've voted in Rand Paul.

Gooood I want to get on birth control so badly and an IUD sounds amazing. Not even for pregnancy-preventing purposes - but because periods fucking suck and there's no reason for me to fucking have one. Unfortunately I'm still a dependent on the parents' health insurance and Mother Fishnets is not digging the idea of…

Fuck Rosey, marry Wall-E, kill C-3PO.

Don't forget the hi-low batik skirts that five million people will invariably step on and you will scream at them for doing so!

My ex-Catholic "I would really prefer if you waited till you get engaged," "I'd prefer if you didn't have oral sex until you are married" mother has three daughters and one son. Since I turned thirteen, she has repeatedly made blatant offers to put (and I quote) "a basket of condoms" in our bathrooms. Just in case.

Because Jesus gets jealous, bro.

As a matter of fact, it is; it's a subcorrollary of the "You-aren't-a-whore-if-you-live-with-seven-men-so-long-as-you're-in-a-poison-induced-coma-most-of-that-time-and-marry-the-first-prince-to-come-along" clause in Code Four, "You Are Not A Whore If."

... no, she looks like the average pissed-off three year old xD

That's fantastic. Does Baby Jesus give her that power? If so, can I borrow it?

Anytime!

Theory: By this logic, homosexual sex (whatever your particular flavor of it may be) is literally the best thing to ever happen.

Maybe it doesn't do YOU any good but it certainly does women ill, when men are legislating on the female reproductive system.