As a teenager I would watch MTVs Jackass and think, “Why is it that so many white boys fling themselves off roofs and run naked through the streets for entertainment? White women, men of color, women of color don’t seem to do this crazy arse stuf to the same degree... so what is it about white boys that makes them so…

...... The Aristocrats!

So apparently has the American electorate!

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COLLUSION!

A new ad from the Republican National Congressional Committee warns of a “civil war” in the Democratic Party, something that Republicans could never understand.

The Antifa Supersoldier program is working.

Jared Kushner strikes me as someone who will blankly stare at a wall once everyone else has left the room

Here’s my sight-unseen review of Black Panther: Far, FAR better than Avengers: AoU. FFS, it’d have to be.

“With3.5 million Americans receiving bonuses or other benefits from their employers as a result of TAX CUTS, 2018 is off to great start!”

i am a teacher as well, and I think two things:

To quote one of the greatest poets of my generation...

Lord let that bitch get lost in Bessemer one night.

President Trump after your recently reported comments on Africa, are you concerned that the Black Panther movement is gaining traction in Wakanda?

Who? You mean Green Mario?

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

I grew up in an extremely strict, evangelical Christian household. I never went trick-or-treating growing up, went to eleventy services a week, had to read the bible and pray every morning at sunrise, the whole 9... My mother quoted that same bible verse (that’s Ephesians 6:12-13 btw) whenever I asked her to do…

Typical sexual predator. He can’t take “no” for an answer.

“Sweep the leg.”

Then I’ll start a movement called ‘It’s ok to be a man’