To quote one of the greatest poets of my generation...

Lord let that bitch get lost in Bessemer one night.

President Trump after your recently reported comments on Africa, are you concerned that the Black Panther movement is gaining traction in Wakanda?

my thought was “tiny head, big body”

Who? You mean Green Mario?

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

I grew up in an extremely strict, evangelical Christian household. I never went trick-or-treating growing up, went to eleventy services a week, had to read the bible and pray every morning at sunrise, the whole 9... My mother quoted that same bible verse (that’s Ephesians 6:12-13 btw) whenever I asked her to do…

Typical sexual predator. He can’t take “no” for an answer.

“Sweep the leg.”

Then I’ll start a movement called ‘It’s ok to be a man’

Dear Michael T. Flynn, Sr.

You think Obi Wan just man-handled his own Kenobi for all those years on Tattooine? Guarantee dude had a wife. We’ll meet her in that Kenobi movie that Disney will trot out in a few years

Seriously, why do people keep asking for a Black Widow movie?

I hate this gutless, insecure ass-hole so much, my hate hurts....

“The vibe was very much like, ‘Do I want to f— it? Is it wearing a … yep, it’s wearing a tuxedo,” Dunham continued. “I’m going to go back to my cell phone.’” It was like we were forced to be together, and he literally was scrolling Instagram rather than have to look at a woman in a bow tie. I was like, ‘This…

I’m calling it now, none other than Matt Damon is going to cast as the new Batman!

That’s why we call them Bernie-Bros. And that’s why we despise them.

See, this is why I can’t get married. You treating my man (yeah, I don’t know him but I feel him..) like a puppy by giving him a Scooby Snack for giving you a compliment. I’m a grown azz dog, I get my own snacks! Yay Black love.