It’s so curious that these conspiracy hunters find themselves - the one time there does seem to be a genuine conspiracy going on - on the wrong side of it and refuse to believe it.

I can’t wait until ICE gets...

He is a really good comedic actor. Too bad there weren’t more movies that showcased that. Too bad there weren’t more movies in general.

Today is good

Ok... quick thought experiment:

There’s a recipe for armadillo that requires a nice cedar plank. You clean and place the armadillo meat on that plank and then spice the hell out of it. Stick the meat and the plank on the grill for about 4 hours, take it out of the fire, place the armadillo carefully in the trash can and eat the board.

I believe it was Churchill who said. “Americans will always do the right thing- after trying everything else first.”

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Brooklyn 99 forever

As a man I can say penis knows no race, color, or religion.

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The…

Firm grip, two pumps, release.

Dear Betsy: