Ok... quick thought experiment:

There’s a recipe for armadillo that requires a nice cedar plank. You clean and place the armadillo meat on that plank and then spice the hell out of it. Stick the meat and the plank on the grill for about 4 hours, take it out of the fire, place the armadillo carefully in the trash can and eat the board.

She’s barely in the movie and has a few seconds of fighting and ... everyone thinks her theme song is awesome? It’s not. It’s cheesy as fuck. Could’ve been anyone.

I believe it was Churchill who said. “Americans will always do the right thing- after trying everything else first.”

Why can’t he just be a guy who got lucky?

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Brooklyn 99 forever

As a man I can say penis knows no race, color, or religion.

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The…

Firm grip, two pumps, release.

Dear Betsy:

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!