Obama don’t need a tank to be badass!

As John Oliver put it...

You’re lucky.

Jesus, when I read that I thought I just had a stroke or something.

Duh... Girls can be legislated against. And half of them are brainwashed into thinking that it was their own good.

Also PG version

Artistic bird

So can we get a Buddy System for those going to become new Canadians.

All the stars for you...

I still have my fingers crossed for him to spend less time in office than William Henry Harrison...

Missing Significant Number of Black Correspondants

It’s simple really.

Near me the Kmart is across the road from Walmart. I am frankly surprised it’s still open. It’s only busy during Christmas season.

CROOKED MOON JUST FLOATS AROUND, TAKES ALL TIDE REGULATING JOBS FROM HARD WORKINGS EARTH.

Chinese Taipei?

Just because you hate people doesn’t mean you want them to suffer. That sadism right there and a kink that not everyone enjoys. I hate people too don’t care if they live or die. But just like I don’t like to be bothered I don’t want to bother anyone else.

You would be right. The Hydrogen warhead bombs we have now didn’t exist then.

I will always, ALWAYS star this.

Plus Yen throwing out a mattress from the tower because she thought it might have some red hair on it is hilarious to me.

Plus Yen throwing out a mattress from the tower because she thought it might have some red hair on it is hilarious…