Those people do not understand Keys to Power.

I believe that there was a jumping guy, sword and shield guy, plus a ninja. You also, iirc could rename characters.

I really have only one box to check. I don’t have to like them.

I don’t mind right wing bedrock principles. Less government, personal responsibility and strong military.

*Whistles innocently*

Aren’t they black though? Being black is cause for pearl clutching in some circles.

What are you talking about man? Colonel Boo is a war hero. He saved my dad during Nam. Chicken? Ha! No way a man that brave is chicken.

Sorry...

This is the 100% correct attitude.

They MUST start with season 2. Do not watch season 1 until you love the show.

Nope.

Let’s take the way back machine to the early aughts.

Nope...

So close to a Hillary bad press bump.

Mixtape famous.

Plus Ern’s response to the girl at the beginning of junteenth was hilarious.

I wouldn’t worry about those numbers. Democrats have a very bad habit of showing up every four years.

Dammit all to hell! I’m guilty of at least a couple of them.

Pickles are cucumbers marinated in evil.

I was watching something and I heard the phrase ‘Fruit of the poison tree.’