I had two homebirths and my children are both fully vaccinated, on schedule. The two issues are NOT THE SAME. But thanks for playing.

I know plenty of women who have had homebirths who vaccinate their children on schedule.

Bring the hate, but her voice is awful. I can't, I just can't listen to her sing.

This is complete crap. Fighting is not a marketing point at all for the NHL. Not even in the slightest bit. And the core fan base of hockey couldn't give less of a shit about fighting in hockey.

My scifi inclination is telling me that those anti-vaccer's have allowed the polio virus to incubate and mutate in humans, such that the efficacy of the old vaccine is diminished.

The Swedish Chef explained the birds and bees to me, which is why I still don't understand how I got my four children.

Cue the people arguing that y'all are being a bunch of "chemo-phobes" and that if these compounds were truly harmless, the FDA woulda banned 'em. Do I have it right?

It went a little like this:

Accurately describes my first partner's endowment.

Our country is just too poor to pay for Olympic athletes to train. We have billions to bail out Wall Street failures, but no money for skaters.

This was after she'd gone pro. Rules are more relaxed.

My mom wouldn't let me have a Ken doll and I now realize it was because she didn't want me pretending to make them have sex. Nice try mom. #lesbiandreamhouse

I agree, although I miss Gary Thorn even more. But the more I hear Doc, the more I like.

People who have regular parents...even flawed but slightly normal parents just do not get it and they never will. God bless them. They cant fathom a world where the person who is supposed to be your safe place to fall...the person who is supposed to make everything better...is actually the person you have to protect…

For a second I thought the bodies had been there undiscovered since the Captain Phillips incident. Was a bit surprised.

Reporter: Hey Alex, just one last question- when you were out there, were you thinking about your recently deceased brother?

DO IT!! Show your prostate some love, man.

A good deal of the people not getting vaccinated are affluent dumbasses who don't want to risk their shitty precious special snowflake offspring with things they don't understand.

Because it is never, ever cold inside a building during the winter.

Pretty sure kissing is not the thing you're supposed to do after holding an ice cube in your mouth.