Oh. I thought this was going to go the other way. The swimsuit issue is the one reason i never got an SI subscription back when Magazines weren’t dieing. I didn’t want people to think i was a creep for having it and i didn’t want to waste 1/12th the price. 

Counterpoint: everybody has a butt

“Cassius Marsh is known for tackling ball carriers as a professional linebacker, but the Seattle Seahawk’s 6’4”, 245-pound frame recently proved entirely useless in the mental athletics of Magic: the Gathering.”

know what? - i’m really glad to see names from outside traditional geekery trying something inside geekery.

What’s with all the shade though?

The game starts with a few hours that feel like Old Zelda, the kind Nintendo tried to get rid of with Breath of the Wild

This game was phenomenal, until Xenoblade, it was my favorite game ever. One of the saddest parts of Kojima leaving Konami is that the odds of getting another has gone from “zero but I can dream” to “definitely, definitely zero” :(

No Number Pad!

Give Kiki to another Japanese animator and they turn it into a fucking high school drama...

That rhythm heaven clip was a terrible.

As disappointing as it must be to be subjected to such instability, I’m oddly filled with hope about how complete strangers can come together to peacefully agree to form lines and do things without trying to kill each other. Surely a win for our Eorzean society!

Why not put the phone in a pentagram drawn with alligator blood and chant until something cool happens? Kids nowadays don’t even know how to have fun...

I wonder how much Anker has to pay to be at the top of every singe one of these posts.

I wonder how much Anker has to pay to be at the top of every singe one of these posts.

Because Samus Returns looks like a game from 1997 while AM2R looks like a game from 2017. Pixel art ages extremely well, especially when it properly scales to modern resolutions the way AM2R does. 3D rendering at 3DS resolution does not age well... because it’s very small and has no way to scale to modern resolutions.

Samus did not leave behind any major narrative loose ends.

Alright, they gassed us. Where are my mutant powers?

Spoiler alert :

Not with the good folks at Reynold’s Wrap keeping me safe.

Wow if so thats shady as shit. Oh well i got adblock so their invasive practices wont get any revenue from me.

It’s Japanese business culture. “the nail that sticks out must be hammered down”.