I disagree with this statement. Vehemently.

Why are Buzzfeed people so painfully unfunny? They keep pushing an agenda and they're never funny...

Um, exfuckingscuse you? Do you realize that Whiteout is citrus-flavored Mountain Dew? Do you realize that America collectively voted for Mountain Dew-flavored Mountain Dew? Do you realize how much of a TASTELESS HEATHEN you are?!

Mountain Dew once held an online event where people get to name a new Mountain Dew flavor, guess what the top 10 names people suggested:

Introducing Lays Mike Fahey's Bitter Tears.

Because Wasabi Ginger was the only fucking one that tasted good, you washed up failure of a snack connoisseur!!! The Bacon Chedder Mac just tasted like cheddar for 99% and then you get the slightest hint of a bacon a minute later. While not every single Wasabi chip was special, when you got the one with the right…

Well, let's try to break it down:

You seem to think the writers at Gawker get paid by advertisements.

I can't tell if your serious or joking.

Watercolor is the drying of pigments onto the media; the problem is there no real good way to do this with watercolor as it's nature of being wet means that the paint will mix. In this way, more pigmentation means a darker color.

Maybe if you used your whole ass you might get some recognition ;)

Ganondorf mainers represent!

Oh God no. That's Sonic Underground, aka "The Armpit of the Sonic Universe."

Metroid doesn't need to crawl because Metroid can fly.

Let's band together Kotaku to stop discrimination against orcs

whats taking so long is they are waiting for a few other companies to finish games. The Last Guardian will officially be released in 2017 alongside Fallout 4& Half Life 3 in the "Were sorry this took so long" Bundle.

That goat is seriously OP.

I didn't forget the PTSD. Samus had already met Ridley and even killed him several time by then, even more if you consider Prime cannon. Taking into account the character and story, I still think it was mishandled. Anger, surprise, panic, sure. Complete breakdown, only to be saved by someone else, who then suffers a…

I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.