Intellectual? Me? Gosh. You're just all flattery, aren't you?

Heeeeeeey, you're still up! And here I thought you wouldn't even reply to me... well, shucks. Btw, gonna need help with this boner. Can we do the usual? I even brought some lube for ya this time so you can sit down afterwards! Lucky, lucky you :D

You sir are made of stern stuff. I couldn't get past the first minute of the video before I felt like slapping him up side the head.

I stopped watching it the moment I realized how fake it was. The guy was trying to be "cool" so hard I couldn't stop feeling sorry for him and had to give up.

Son, we get it. You dislike kotaku. But what do you think you're proving by acting like a prepubescent boy who's discovered trolling for the first time? You're not impressing anyone. So, do yourself a favor and make yourself scarce.

Lessee...

waitwut? Really? Huh....

...especially the framerates. 30fps is soo last gen.

Ah, nvm.

Uhm, my computer is situated in the living room, right in front of the sofa and connected to my tv. So yeah... I kinda have a dedicated machine for gaming. It just also does photoshop and word typing too.

...and look! Someone has left their lunch on top of it.

"Good artists Copy, great artists Steal."

Probably the wisest decision. No telling who's right until all the cards are on the table.

(Sorry, couldn't help myself)

...and he's succeeding too.

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Yeah, a drawing tablet makes a world of difference. I don't know of any alternative brand that comes even close to the quality that wacom offers, so an intuos would be the best choice, bamboo if you're strapped on cash or a cintiq if you really need that pencil on paper feel.

Besides what Norm said, Gimp is also a fairly common tool used by some professionals. There's even some love for ArtRage and Paint Tool Sai for realistic artwork too.