Frank saluting The Soldier while Kiss From A Rose plays on a boombox.

That’s just a bucket of chestnuts...

Don’t forget the Trashman

Stomp, clap, stomp stomp clap!

Whichever episode had the “self-sustaining economy” gag with Paddy Bucks. That bit made me laugh for a week straight.

For once, I’m inclined to believe Trump. Hiring hookers involves actually paying them for services rendered, and we all know how Herr Donald feels about paying contractors. I’m assuming he stiffed them on the bill.

Need the daylight. You don’t sell the stream, you sell the shimmer.

Is “familiar” a new dogwhistle term for “white”?

How the actual hell did you forget to put John Scott on this list??

I tried to tweet Dikembe saying I didn’t believe him but he blocked me.

Is that a poop reference? Sounds like a poop reference.

There’s no respect any more for being straight and white in this country.

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

Thank god this graphics guy didn’t come on until Jeb dropped out of the race.

their mistake was so bad that it made me grimace

Eat shit and die!

It is great FOR A FUCKING CASUAL FUCKING RUNNER.

As your doctor, my prescription to you is to shut the fuck up. You have no idea what you’re talking about. That is objectively a great time for a “casual” runner in a marathon.

Even for a casual commenter, this is poor Kinja.

No, no, let him be an idiot trying to show what a tough great runner he is by having no idea what a casual marathon time would be.