He looks ripped, right? I made him do push-ups until exhaustion. I did them too- I started after he hit 60, and I kept going when he collapsed. So I can brag that I outlasted a NFL star.

Darren Rovell is the kind of person that uses the word "synergy" unironically

Wedgie!

"Running over bike riders is in no way justifiable" - I respectfully disagree.

Blaming everything on Israel? When did the Bears hire Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as their defensive coordinator?

Don't blame the guy who coughed the ball up four times.

Reggie Bush hasn't found holes that big since he left Kim Kardashian.

Who was tipping the Steelers and Bengals off in previous weeks? Because the defense wasn't exactly stellar in those two tilts.

Q: What's Aaron Hernandez's status?

I'm pretty sure he does, too.

So, for $275 per person, the best bachelor(ette) party ever?

Ever thought about moving from practice to professional?

Tough to have too much sympathy for someone whose championship dreams were tied to Ahmad Bradshaw.

Arian: Coach, we don't have no food. We don't have no money. We're hungry. Either you give us some food, or I'm gonna go do something stupid.

This GIF ended before Jon Lajoie fully emerged from behind the profile of the finger licker.

Anyone who did not see this coming, should just not watch Football as you do not understand the value of a Great coach. Andy Reid is truly a Hall of Fame coach.

"I'm doing this to distract you from what my left hand is doing." *frap *purdylady

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I don't know, Tim. After today I find the Browns to be way more objectionable.