If caffeine beats champagne I swear to fuck I'm divorcing you all.

Then how the fuck are you gonna drink champagne?

Who the fuck wants to be awake.

Fuck this noise. You guys are BORING.

I tried out 16 illegal drugs for this bracket and have been drinking myself silly so that I could answer everything in good faith — and fucking coffee is going to take it!!! Unbelievable!

Gwyneth is yet another women who tried to tell us we could have it all!

Vaginas are magic and you can date whoever you want if you have one.

Yeah; I was just thinking, looking at the images in the article, that Kevyn Aucoin would turn in his grave at this kind of shit work. Kim K's is not the worst but her face is overdone.

I really hate this nose highlighting technique all these women seems to be doing, it looks like a bad nose job. The rest is well done and if I had time might consider doing.

Awww! I feel like Kevyn Aucoin would loove this comment if he were still with us. R.I.P.

Yeah, when they say "colorless," they actually meant colorless. Like black and white. I knew Hollywood wouldn't have the balls to go full Schindler's List up in this bitch.

Kevyn Aucoin was a fucking GENIUS. My sister and I bought "Face Forward" as a Christmas present for our mum years ago, and I just died poring over all those photos. His work is incredible. Love.

I am never brave enough or confident enough to try this out but it looks so mesmerizing! it truly is artistry!

Yeah, god forbid a person wear make-up in a way you don't find pleasing. Also, "second-rate drag queen?" Can we not with this.

There is a difference between contouring and bad contouring.

Contouring done correctly can be amazing. But some of these pics are the worst of the worst. I'm not sure Lindsay Lohan belongs there, though, especially in the bottom picture. I can't even detect it that much with her.

All of this can be explained by a lack of blending. Stage make up 101 - blend until there are no more lines or discernible shapes.

Oh, for God's sake. A huge theme of the show is how the poor are exploited - and, perhaps worse, ignored - by the rich. Let's all get offended that Pizzolatto & Co. dared to point this out, why don't we.

Yes, Mindy. We know that you're one of those "I got mine" POC. You're very obvious about it.