"...dehydration, inclimate [sic] weather, or the whims of a capricious Poseidon..."

Do 5 shots of Bombay Sapphire, raw egg and bee venom. (Just ask for "MC Chaffoo's Hottttness Fluid." They'll know.)

Justin Bieber ✔ @justinbieber

LOVE AND LIGHT, BITCH

Team Trazodone. It's been around for ages, isn't physically addictive like benzos or z-drugs, and actually increases slow-wave sleep. But it can cause priapism.

Name That GTA V Trailer Track: If you said "Sleepwalking" by The Chain Gang of 1974, you're right! Now kick back in your deck chair, turn up the volume, and enjoy.

Is it just me, or does it seem like there is intense pressure on girls in my generation (mid to late 20's) to be unique and quirky? I can't go anywhere in my city without bumping into at least four or five girls who are quirky in just that right way. I also feel like I cannot possibly compete. I love some interesting…

"as a 10-gallon vat of boiling-hot cooking oil was dumped on his head in the chow hall at Kentucky's Ashland federal prison"

When my grandmother cut off my thigh-length hair when I was 12, she insisted on saving it for me by dipping the cut ends into pots of hot glue. At the time, when she said, "You may want it when you're older and want to do fancy thing with your hair," I thought she was talking about up-dos. Now, I wonder if she was…

If Sex and the City were still on the air this would be SUCH a thing

MY BOY ROBIN'S WICKET SMAHT.

That's nice.

Brigitte Bardot should seriously consider making that his permanent look. It just elevated him from "the IT guy from work who sometimes plays World of Warcraft with your brother" to "Sitar playing sex god who used to hang with George Harrison."

This guy is ROCKIN the Brigitte Bardot. He's got the sultry locks, the come hither stare, and the smug, mysterious smile. Where did they find these dudes who were so willing to have their tresses dressed like lady locks? And to get so into it that they match their poses to their do's?

After having been trapped in a house for 4 days in a blizzard at Christmas with someone determined to have this debate and a few people willing to debate, I think I need some whiskey with my popcorn.

Ooh, I can't wait to hear all of the opinions.

I don't recall ever being offered a drink during any of my ER visits. Really could've used one, too, as I was usually losing my buzz by the time I got there.

Where is A.J. Daulerio when we need a Guinea Pig.

I'm...confused. I think I need Hugo to explain to me if these are feminist or not.