This song is fucking great.

+1

Ha!

Giri is a man. Not a woman.

Jose Feliciano’s early years included a failed stint in the chess club.

He later reported trouble raising endowment.

+1

That wasn’t the NFL, that was Curt Schilling’s FB page.

And +1

[are completely bereft of surprise]

That’s not fair—the guys commenting on ESPN definitely aren’t getting paid.

—JFK, 1962

When it comes to club enthusiasm, the Pumas have it in spayeds.

+1

Do you wanna get a beer?

Na, it’ll absolutely be dog shit. Rockers, that was soccer.

Fuck. +1

Well, I hear ADHD is almost nonexistent at Hitler Schools.

“All I did was ask a stupid question.”

9-3-2-6-2-5 is also the contractual workday for Pablo Sandoval.