Yeeeah, that's my boyfriend's problem. It was all fine and dandy until he looked down. A bloody penis was a boner killer for him, for sure. That and Mika music.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE :(((

Here's how I see it: I'm gonna give my guests a hashtag so that I can go back later on INSTAGRAM and actually see what pictures people took and maybe save some of them myself. I figure I'm going to be crazy busy having fun and getting drunk and enjoying the day with my friends and family, and I'd like to go back and…

I totally feel this. When I got my wisdom teeth taken out, I apparently begged one of the nurses to hold my hand through the entire thing. And when they were done, I DEMANDED they give me back my damn teeth. Which they did, apparently.

The only wedding I've ever been in was THIS. On the way to the wedding, the Bride asked us if it was too late to back out. Everyone laughed. I whispered, "Never."

Hey, you're allowed to like what you like. ;) Personally, I love men with tattoos, but to each her own.

~* fun hater *~

HUGGING?! How incredibly sexual. it's not like they could be... *friends* or anything, could it?

Oh my goodness, yet ANOTHER anti-Greek life story on Jezebel! Slow news week?

Well, heaven forbid we ladies give blowies to our husbands. SCANDELOUS. I'll inform my boyfriend immediately in case he wants to re-think our future.

I use "dick-crazy" since she used the term "dick" about 20 times in 3 sentences.

Damn, well spotted.

That sucks your sisters were shitty! But I'd never tell people to skip shit just because I did - if they don't want to go to meetings, they shouldn't (and deal with the consequences, whether that's quitting, getting by, etc.), but it's pretty awful advice for new girls. I wouldn't brag about it.

This has a hell of a lot more to do with this chick being lude as fuck and apparently dick-crazy and not so much to do with her being in a sorority. Everything she said (besides the poorly-phrased yet valid joy of sex) is an embarrassment to her sorority. Sneaking out of meetings doesn't make her smart, it makes her…

If these things were actually true about all men, I would be celibate for the rest of my life (since I'm not really into women). Thankfully, I know so many men who are NOTHING like the douchetool man-children described here. Good news - their fedoras and/or resemblance to Patrick Bateman will likely make them easy to…

Thank goodness my sorority wasn't Christian. I mean, I'm a Christian, but we had several lesbian members when I was in undergrad and it was never a big deal. Or a deal at all. They were just your sisters. Such a sad situation for those girls and for their former sisters. :(

Well, heaven forbid we give men sex for free! Better make him pay for it, like with a cheeseburger combo meal or a Tiffany engagement ring or $300 a night.

Obama looks FIERCE AS FUCK. I 100% support this look.

But seriously, DON'T FORGET TO MAKE YOUR BED. Because THAT is what every young woman wants to hear from her fatherly-aged ex boyfriend.

100% agree with everything being said (grey-ed or not) on this thread! I posted a response blog here last year and got my ass handed to me because of all the "bad" sororities & fraternities do in the world... and completely missing the point that they do a shit ton of good in the world too. I'm so proud of being a…